I'm just a regular male that wants to find his way in the world. I use Tumblr as a way to express my "Fangirl-ish" urges but I seem to never be able to get off it for long. I don't get many messages so I'd like to spread the word that I don't bite (much) so it's perfectly fine if you leave a message every now and then.
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I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.
or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”
We basically need mental health safe words.
Yeah!
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how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
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sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you
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Things that I write:
- Sins
Things that I don’t write:
- Tragedies
Things people haven’t heard of
- Closing the god damn door
Things the Bride is:
- A whore
Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in:
- This Place
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angels... they're falling.
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maybe if i sigh loud enough god will hear me and fix all my problems
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thank you Benedict! big help!
Really? I thought they were changing the name of the show to John
the amount of sass in this fandom is inspiring
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prends-la-vie-comme-elle-vient:
AsylumWaiting Room of the Big Three.it’s funny because it looks like the sherlock fandom are sane here
Sherlock bustled about the kitchen, throwing a cupboard door open and pushing aside a box of nicotine patches to retrieve two mismatched mugs. A kettle whistled plaintively in the background, like it had been trying to draw attention to itself for a while now. Setting the mugs aside, Sherlock absently pulled the kettle off the stove, poured tea into the two mugs, and carried them into the living room.
Doctor Who was sprawled over the same chair it had collapsed into last night, when it had appeared at the door muttering inanely about lost regenerations and knackered navigations systems. It made a whining noise as Sherlock tucked the shock blanket it had thrown off in the night back around its shoulders.
Supernatural was in similar straits, curled up on the floor with a throw pillow and a tattered trench coat around its shoulders and alternating between sobbing and muttering about domesticity potential.
A thudding on the stairs indicated the ruckus had finally awoke Merlin, who poked its head into the room, hair sticking up at all angels as it tied its scarf around its neck. Blinking blearily at the mess, it seemed to realize what had occurred when it picked up a discarded bow-tie from the floor, holding it between forefinger and thumb, “Is it that time already?”
“It was bad this year,” Sherlock whispered, trying not to exacerbate the already fragile fandoms under its care.
“I remember what that was like,” Merlin muttered, running a hand through its hair and pulling a cape off the nearby coat rack, “I’ll go to the store. We’re out of milk again. May as well pick up some fish fingers, custard, and salt.”
Supernatural gurgled something quietly.
“No, I won’t forget the pie.”
I SWEAR TO GOD TUMBLR NEVER FUCKING CHANGE
IT GOT BETTER
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why did yugi’s grandpa need to go to the hospital when he lost a card game
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AU: Morgana abducts Merlin and Guinevere, but Arthur can only save one. So he must choose between the two people he could never live without.OH MY GODS WHY
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this is for everyone who, like me, when they saw this the first time went oh and realized that television can have truth and depth in it and slowly started selling their soul to joss whedon for more moments just like this
THIS IS HOW YOU DO DEPTH IN A CHILDREN’S SHOW BECAUSE BUFFY WAS FOR ADOLESCENTS IT WAS PRIMARILY AIMED AT PEOPLE IN MIDDLE THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL IT WAS DESIGNED FOR YOUNG ADULTS AND IT ADDRESSSES DEATH AND LOVE AND LOSS AND HOPE AND DESPAIR AND DEPRESSION AND RELATIONSHIPS IT FRAMES THE DIFFICULTIES AND CHALLENGES OF GROWING UP IN A SUPERNATURAL NARRATIVE BUT THAT’S JUST THE COVER ALL THOSE VILLIANS ALL THOSE PLOTS THE MEAT OF THE STORY IS FOUDN IN THESE MOMENTS IN THE CHARACTERS’ GROWTH AND INTERACTIONS WITH EACH OTHER SO DON’T TELL ME THAT AMY AND RORY JUST KISS AND MAKE UP INSTANTLY BECAUSE IT’S A KID’S SHOW DON’T TELL ME THAT YOU NEED TO DUMB THIS STUFF DOWN FOR CHILDREN YOU DON’T YOU REALLY DON’T IT’S INSULTING AND IT DOES NO ONE ANY FAVORS NOT THE CHILDREN AND CERTAINLY NOT THE WRITERS DEMAND QUALITY FROM POPULAR CULTURE FROM TV SHOWS AND BOOKS AND MAGAZINES AND MOVIES AS THE AUDIENCE WE HAVE A RIGHT TO DO SO AND IF ANYONE TRIES TO TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN ‘CAUSE IT’S JUST A TV SHOW/BOOK/MOVIE/MAGAZINE YOU TELL THEM TO FUCK RIGHT OFF
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today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because
swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac
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